Sunday, April 22, 2012

What's an El-quedo?

El-quedo is a Mafia/Terrorist group composed of Mexicans. Martin Osowski is creator and CEO of el-quedo, with Simon Scott as the godfather. Our group has created many new WMD's such as the 'Taco Del Explosivo!' and many other sneaky weapons. Our signature look of guys wearing tuxes with turbans and maracas has intimated many.

El quedo is currently at war with another gang called the Midget Mafia. Midget Mafia is led by Jordan Quan. Jordan is a Major enemy to El-quedo and he must be terminated! Although their name portrays them as a group of shorter people, they have hired many thugs who are slightly bigger. There is only room for one gang in EGMS and that gang is El-quedo! To get rid of Jordan and weaken the Midget Mafia, we plan on sneaking a 'Taco Del Explosivo' into his lunch box.

If you were wondering what type of things El-quedo does, let me warn you, we're pretty intense. Our most common crimes are moving student's water bottles and flipping over binders, but sometimes we go as far as drawing smiley faces on someones paper. our most severe crime was when we took someones pencil when they weren't looking and hiding it in our desk and then saying "OMG, someone took your pencil" but then we gave it back to avoid getting into trouble. Even though El-quedo is extremly Bad***, we cannot afford to get detentions, if that were to happen, we would be grounded.

If you are a student at EGMS and you are interested in joining a gang, don't even think about joining the Midget Mafia, instead, make the right choice and join El-quedo. First of all, El-quedo sounds cooler. Secondly, El-quedo is Mexican/Italian/Muslim, nothing is cooler than that. Lastly, we are just a thousand times better that the Midget Mafia, just cause.